That awkward moment..

That awkward moment when: 

• You're really hungry, but you don't have the desire to make or buy food.
• You walk around in a fog and you feel like the only solution is that you're in an alternate universe.
• You realize that everyone wants to give advice. 
• You realize all that advice is wrong.
• You should have gone with your gut to begin with.
• You remember you were supposed to be training for a half marathon, but you haven't run in about 2 weeks.
• You see someone you know, so you wave at them. Except they just turn around and walk away.
• You see someone you really need to talk to, but they just smile and scurry.
• You realize you don't have to do anything. Ever.
• You have great ideas, but they're scattered all over the place. Literally.
• All you want to do is sit curled up on your couch and have your mom cook for you, but then you remember you live 800 miles away from home, and mapquest estimates it will take 11 hours and 25 minutes to get there by car.
• You get out of your car and you see it spraying anti-freeze/coolant everywhere. And then 10 people start looking and whispering. And you say to yourself, "Smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."

• You work 60 hours a week and then come home and do the dishes. Every day.
• What you thought was a weakness in others and a strength in you really turns out to be a strength for others and a weakness for you.
• You realize every song ever written is about love.
• You realize you're an island.
• You don't know what you're supposed to do at your job, and everyone keeps asking every 2 seconds for an answer.
• Taylor Swift reminds you that "Everybody's waiting. Everybody's watching. Everybody's waiting for you to breakdown. Everybody's watching to see the fallout." And yet, you continue to write a blog. 
• People tell you to "just be happy." And that it will never help to sit around for the rest of your life. And all you can do is restrain yourself from punching them in the face.
• You're ready for this.
• You feel like you're 13 even though you're 21. I should be able to "handle" life by this point. Right?
• All you want to do is go walk down this street:

• You're upset that you don't have cable TV for the single reason that you can't watch House Hunters or Golden Girls.

• You miss this. 47 more days.

• You remember you're supposed to be making huge decisions. But you can't even decide what shirt to wear for the day.
• You calculate your budget and wish you could return 79% of the stuff you've bought in the last month.
• You want to buy a half baked chocolate chip cookie sundae and the diner is closed after you get off work.
• You have so much more you could say, but you should probably be done blogging for the time being.